Australasia. "No flag, no country! It's illegal. Eddie: Vicar, I have done many bad things." Plot – Kate Miller is a patient of Dr. Robert Elliott, a psychiatrist, and is killed in the elevator. Hitchcockian homages run rampant through most of De Palma's earlier films, and this one's chock-full of visual quotes, mostly cribbed from Vertigo and Psycho.
Now, I know what you're gonna say, but stick with me. Eddie: And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way. In the driver's seat, or in the passenger seat.
I am your wife and I f***ed her" "Ahhhh... Oh no! The other guys driving the van? Cause you start strong and you finish strong, but the middle bit's a bit: (to the tune of the national anthem, where the words are "and the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air") And fish in the sky, and a big monkey pie. Eddie: Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey. They only have that nighttime look, and that's a bit slapdash, isn't it?
It's the end of your life.
Izzard has delivered some excellent performances in movies (like Velvet Goldmine and The Cat's Meow), but it's on stage that he really explodes with daffy wit and charisma. Count them!
Eddie: "Jeanne, I love you, even though you f***ed my wife." Freddie Mercury — ‘I dress to kill, but tastefully.’ To see what your friends thought of this quote, please sign up! And the reason we let them get away with it is they killed their own people. Doctor Robert Elliott: Doctor, I am not paranoid. They do nothing... they don't even eat... flies! Eddie: We stole countries! Stalin killed many millions, died in his bed, aged seventy-two, well done indeed. To condemn Dressed to Kill as a Hitchcock rip-off is to miss the sheer enjoyment of Brian De Palma's delirious 1980 thriller.
"It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here." Its quite difficult.”, “We stole countries! Eddie: (to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas") 12 monkeys mating, 11 donkeys dancing, 10 pygmies farming, 9 socks a-swimming, 5 gold rings... Eddie: The American national anthem I've noticed is a bit hazy in the middle. Because he was a mass-murdering f***-head! Eddie: Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire... so, that's fun.
Eddie: I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong... with a spoon in them. In Dress to Kill, Eddie Izzard spins free-flowing jokes about San Francisco (where the comedy concert was filmed), transvestitism, squirrels, American optimism, Hitler, the British royal family, mass murder, and Stonehenge--and that's only the first 30 minutes.
The American dream is to be born in the gutter and have nothing. You can't do all this, what are you a Mormon? Dressed to kill the woman in them.”, “She walked confidently next to him.
If the President of Burundi says do you want a cup of coffee... Eddie: When you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy. STANDS4 LLC, 2020. There's five hundred million of us." "No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I... oh..." "What is it lieutenant Sebastian?" “If a woman falls over wearing heels, that's embarrassing, but if a bloke falls over wearing heels, then you have to kill yourself. Ich habe einen klienen problemo avec diese religioni. I long for a grapefruit." That's a part that wasn't in the original. "Hey, shut up! Always in here with the f***in' matches!"
Eddie: There's not much makeup in the army, is there? It's as if this ingenious comedian says whatever comes off the top of his head, but giving that impression demands cunning and skill; Izzard romps through human history and transforms surprisingly complex ideas into biting satire--as well as knockout bits of sublime frivolity, like describing the movie Speed entirely in French. "Well, drink 5 Bloody Mary's... and you won't remember. In Dress to Kill, Eddie Izzard spins free-flowing jokes about San Francisco (where the comedy concert was filmed), transvestitism, squirrels, American optimism, Hitler, the British royal family, mass murder, and Stonehenge--and that's only the first 30 minutes. Eddie: If the movie made any kind of business in America, Hollywood would remake it and it wouldn't be anything like the original. --Bret Fetzer, https://www.quotes.net/movies/eddie_izzard:_dress_to_kill_quotes_3495. His mercurial patter is sprinkled with four-letter words, but his twinkling glances make this more mischievous than crude. Another patient of Dr. Elliott, the transsexual Bobby, calls the doctor revealing him that he is the killer and that he wants to kill Liz too, who thinks to become a patient of Elliott to investigate. City of dreaming spires, people live here... Golden Gate Bridge, ahh the Romans came here. And I'm backing it up with this gun... that was lent from the National Rifle Association. ", Eddie: You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky!
"Yes, I f***ed your wife. It's as if this ingenious comedian says whatever comes off the top of his head, but giving that impression demands cunning and skill; Izzard romps … Space Monkeys are attacking!" Actually, he was German so, "Ein minuten bitte!". ", Eddie: Martin Luther was a German fellow who pinned a note on a church door that said, "Hang on a minute!" We stole countries with the cunning use of flags!”, “There's two positions in snowboarding. Later, she thought it the happiest hour of her life. All the purples. Web. "I don't know... he said a word we didn't understand... and he won at Scrabble with it...". Eddie: Pol Pot killed one point seven million Cambodians, died under house arrest, well done there.
That's how you build an empire. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death. Eddie: I didn't tell anyone at school that I was a transvestite, because I was afraid they'd kill me with sticks. Dressed To Kill Quotes Quotes tagged as "dressed-to-kill" Showing 1-5 of 5 “That night, in the dark, dressed to kill, I lost my life—and became twenty forever.” ― Patois, The Vampire's Food Chain "We don't need a bloody flag, this is our country you bastard!" The gospel according to St. Eddie: In the '30s, Hitler: Czechoslovakia, Poland, France, Second World War... Russian front not a good idea... Hitler never played Risk when he was a kid. Yes. Fed up with them always. Cause, you know, playing Risk, you could never hold on to Asia. Just sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. Eddie: You know, if a woman falls over wearing heels, that's embarrassing, but if a bloke falls over wearing heels, then you have to kill yourself.
And we're sort of fine with that. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags!
Eddie: Britain should be in the driving seat of Europe. So, that's very much like the army. "Well, what should I do?" Fourth wife, put her in a bag. Eddie: If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Yes, that'll work. Doesn't always work, though.
Eddie: Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? Eddie: You say, "Do you want a cup of coffee?" And that's funny. "What are ya doin' with the f***in' matches!
MovieQuotes.com © 1998-2020 | All rights reserved, More Movies with genre: Comedy, Documentary, You say, "Do you want a cup of coffee?" Eddie: Of course, I couldn't tell the kids at school I was a transvestite. and she says, "Yeah, okay." Australasia, that was the one. F*** off! Eddie: The Heimlich maneuver, developed by doctor Heimlich, who woke up one night obviously - a fist, a hand, hoocha, hoocha, hoocha... lobster. Liz Blake, a prostitute, witnesses the crime, but she touches the crime's weapon and the police suspects her.
The best movie quotes, movie lines and film phrases by Movie Quotes .com I'm, no I'm a f***ing squirrel!" Pond of DEATH! "I claim India for Britain." "Damn, that's dash cunning of them.". Eddie: I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. Cut her head off. So there is always a dress code for each occasion.
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